found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
Randomize
