Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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