I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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