You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
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I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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