He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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