New invention idea: vibrating tampons
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
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