Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
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You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
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I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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