How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
Want updates from david's night out drinking? If so text back DAVID to this number. Std rates apply.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
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