You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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