Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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