why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
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When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
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I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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