I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
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I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
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You pole danced in your parka.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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