yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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