Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Randomize
