Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
i just realized that the oil change sticker on my windshield is a day before the last time i had sex. I've driven exactly 10500 miles since.
you need to get laid.. and an oil change.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
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