Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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