this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
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