im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
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Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
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Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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