at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
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You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
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I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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