So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
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