do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
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The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
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I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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