Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Randomize
