Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
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