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All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
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