There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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