yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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