i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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