I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
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Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
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For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
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