Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
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