But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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