me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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