Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
her facebook's as public as her vagina
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just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
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I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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