bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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