I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
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How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
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I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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