it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
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My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
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I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
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