I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
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Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
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My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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