You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
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im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
two words: eviction party
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
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Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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