Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
Randomize