If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
life is too short to starve
life is also too short to be fat
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
Randomize