in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
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