It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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