Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
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"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
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There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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