i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
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I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
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HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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