So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
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