Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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