tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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