I'm drunk
Is that why you're texting me
Yes
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
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Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
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One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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