He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
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TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
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