He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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