I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
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I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
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Thank you for caring about my cervix.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
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