I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
They are going to name an STD after you.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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