Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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