I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
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