Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
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you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
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I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
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