I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
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This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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