At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
Randomize
